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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in T****'s and was
standing in the queue at the checkout. A woman behind me asked if
I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works
is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my b***s
and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door
Stupid *****.........why else would I buy dog food??
Bob F
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