Tree Huggers
The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was
responsible for getting horses banned from National
Parks & State Forests, was climbing a big tree
to have a look out over the forestry when an Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.
In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the tree,
getting many splinters in the crotch of her designer shorts.
In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest Doctor,
told him, she was an environmentalist, and how she got
all the splinters. The Doctor listened with great patience
and then told her to go into the examining room and
he would see if he could help her.
She waited for three hours before the Doctor
reappeared.
The angry woman demanded: "What took you so long?"
He smiled andthen told her: "Well, I had to get permits from
the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service,
National Parks and Wildlife Service, Country Fire Authority, and
Conservation and Land Management, before I could remove
"Old Growth Timber" from a recreational area.........I am sorry
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but they turned me down."
Bob F: handclap:
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