Quote Originally Posted by kevin View Post
I knew a guy who was his milkman in the 70's. He'd have to creep up the drive and leave the milk as quietly as possible. If Starr heard him, he'd lean out of the upstairs window and start screaming as if he'd caught the milkman with his wife and was chasing him off.



Funny the first time - but after a couple of months it became wearing. Chris would alter his round to turn up at different times to try and avoid him.
Cilla Black is another>. Sets off her house alarms to see how long it takes the police to arrive there and then hangs out of them effin and jeffin.

Ian St John, another nasty sod. Fighting drunk.

Peter Waterman who lives near Runcorn - Screams at the binmen for not putting the bins back right.