I knew a guy who was his milkman in the 70's. He'd have to creep up the drive and leave the milk as quietly as possible. If Starr heard him, he'd lean out of the upstairs window and start screaming as if he'd caught the milkman with his wife and was chasing him off.

Funny the first time - but after a couple of months it became wearing. Chris would alter his round to turn up at different times to try and avoid him.