Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Glasser View Post
I did'nt know Bob, but I liked his sense of humour,

R.I.P. Bob.



Jeff.

Here's one i think he'd like....


This guy walks into a bar and orders a treble Chivas Regal;

"There you are sir!" says the barman, pouring the drink for him.

Matey takes it all down in one gulp and says "Phew! That's better; mind you, I shouldn't be drinking this, not with what I've got."

"Oh? What have you got then?" asks the barman.

"20p
That's a bit like a trick we used to try,years ago! We would say to someone with a large short,"I bet you 10p I can drink that,without touching the glass", then proceed to knock it back,and say,"you win",and give him his 10p!(then make a quick exit!)