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    Default Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Hacker (CTG)

    Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Hacker

    1.

    You'll be dipped in boiling oil, buck naked.

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    Chained and forced to watch videos
    of Rod McKuen reading his "poetry."

    3.

    Banned from computers for your lifetime.

    4.

    Tickled on the soles of your feet,
    hung over a vat of piranhas.

    5.

    Pushed into the lion den at the zoo
    while we all wear smiley faces.

    6.

    All the poets of the world will light a metaphorical fire
    under your bed at night.

    7.

    Yawn. Hacker, you're a loser. You're nothing.

    8.

    Breathing is too good for you.

    9.

    You deserve to have your membership
    in the human race cancelled.

    10.

    Dick Cheney will waterboard you
    because you're a no-brainer.

    11.

    President Bush and Tony Blair will start the next war
    in your chest.

    12.

    You are roadkill in Montana.

    13.

    You are the cockroach I stamped on this morning.

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    Can I add Number 14 ? You will be taken along to Goodison and at gunpoint, you will be forced to watch Everton.

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    Ha ha. I am sure some Evertonians might say the same about being taken to Anfield.
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