Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Hacker
1.
You'll be dipped in boiling oil, buck naked.
2.
Chained and forced to watch videos
of Rod McKuen reading his "poetry."
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3.
Banned from computers for your lifetime.
4.
Tickled on the soles of your feet,
hung over a vat of piranhas.
5.
Pushed into the lion den at the zoo
while we all wear smiley faces.
6.
All the poets of the world will light a metaphorical fire
under your bed at night.
7.
Yawn. Hacker, you're a loser. You're nothing.
8.
Breathing is too good for you.
9.
You deserve to have your membership
in the human race cancelled.
10.
Dick Cheney will waterboard you
because you're a no-brainer.
11.
President Bush and Tony Blair will start the next war
in your chest.
12.
You are roadkill in Montana.
13.
You are the cockroach I stamped on this morning.
Christopher T. George
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