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    Default Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Hacker (CTG)

    Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Hacker

    1.

    You'll be dipped in boiling oil, buck naked.

    2.

    Chained and forced to watch videos
    of Rod McKuen reading his "poetry."

    3.

    Banned from computers for your lifetime.

    4.

    Tickled on the soles of your feet,
    hung over a vat of piranhas.

    5.

    Pushed into the lion den at the zoo
    while we all wear smiley faces.

    6.

    All the poets of the world will light a metaphorical fire
    under your bed at night.


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    7.

    Yawn. Hacker, you're a loser. You're nothing.

    8.

    Breathing is too good for you.

    9.

    You deserve to have your membership
    in the human race cancelled.

    10.

    Dick Cheney will waterboard you
    because you're a no-brainer.

    11.

    President Bush and Tony Blair will start the next war
    in your chest.

    12.

    You are roadkill in Montana.

    13.

    You are the cockroach I stamped on this morning.

    Christopher T. George
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    Can I add Number 14 ? You will be taken along to Goodison and at gunpoint, you will be forced to watch Everton.

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    Ha ha. I am sure some Evertonians might say the same about being taken to Anfield.
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