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[kevin]

I'm a big ugly muther, folk tend to leave me alone.

If I wanted their wife, they'd probably say hurry up then...

Take no notice, Smurf. He's like a cross between Charles Hawtry and Charlie Drake!

[pablo42]

Take no notice, Smurf. He's like a cross between Charles Hawtry and Charlie Drake!

Legs like Charles Hawtry, body like Charlie Drake.


Look like Charlie Drake too.



Face like Madge...

[kevin]

Look like Charlie Drake too.

Did you ever see the comedy routine he did with the song 'The Army, The Navy and The Airforce?
He had an outfit on and whichever way he turned you saw the relevant uniform. Brilliant.

[pablo42]

Did you ever see the comedy routine he did with the song 'The Army, The Navy and The Airforce?
He had an outfit on and whichever way he turned you saw the relevant uniform. Brilliant.

Seem to remember that. He's still alive aint he? He seemed ancient in the sixties.