I remember a bloke walking into Excelsior in town all doubled over. At the bar he asked that everyone be served with a short of their choice. After everyone gladly necked their free drink, the barman said that'll be ?182.66p. The bloke looked up and said 'What you on about I ain't paying'.
The barman after recovering from his shock which turned to anger grabbed the fella by his collar and said 'if you did that along at the Vernon you'd get a broken back' to which the bloke quipped 'i've just come from there.
The oldies are the best ones Ged.
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