A mate of mine was barred from The Masons in Old Swan, but not by the manager, but the area manager. The company refuse to tell him why he is barred, so he put a video on Youtube called BARRED FROM THE MASONS. Its hysterical, check it out !
A mate of mine was barred from The Masons in Old Swan, but not by the manager, but the area manager. The company refuse to tell him why he is barred, so he put a video on Youtube called BARRED FROM THE MASONS. Its hysterical, check it out !
I was barred from a pub for wearing a hat. I went back there a few years ago and the manager said I was barred. Near on fifteen years between visits. I only wore a hat. What's that about.
You sure he never mistook you for a Professional Poet
I remember a bloke walking into Excelsior in town all doubled over. At the bar he asked that everyone be served with a short of their choice. After everyone gladly necked their free drink, the barman said that'll be ?182.66p. The bloke looked up and said 'What you on about I ain't paying'.
The barman after recovering from his shock which turned to anger grabbed the fella by his collar and said 'if you did that along at the Vernon you'd get a broken back' to which the bloke quipped 'i've just come from there.
The oldies are the best ones Ged.
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