That second run to Australia was but a pale shadow of the first, the crew did not seem to be as happy go lucky as on the first run plus we had a couple of bullies who were trying to make names for themselves .There was "Joe E. Brown" a simian faced little guy who took pleasure in browbeating boys ,we had him sorted before we got to Oz. The Lamptrimmer was another story; imagine a man about five feet three inches, built like a whippet, ginger curly hair and given to blistering in even a mild sun.
He had deliberately cultivated a gruff voice to give an air of hardness, he could never address a junior rating in civil tones, everyone was "YEW!!" as in "Hey Yew!!,"
He wore a deck knife that was overlarge ,almost a cutlass, swaggered and strutted ,his lack of confidence was apparent to all ,he would be forever standing in the shadows of his big brothers.
We three boys put up with his bullying there was no way we could hit back and not be punished we did however pay him back with every mouthful of food he ate . We always made sure that the meals we served him had that little bit "extra ", it gave us great pleasure to watch that little prat stuffing his mouth with our "special recipes."
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It was winter when we were down under this time, you could'nt tell it from an English summer ,but there were reports of snow in Victoria ,we saw it on the newsreel, just a couple of flakes ,but snow nevertheless.
There were no events that made this trip stand out in ones memory ,save that of Bronco coming down to see us when we got to Brisbane, he was doing great and had got himself a good job, and the other odd event was when an elderly couple took out adoption papers to enable one of the EDH's to settle down there in Newcastle. It very near came off, I think it was his real parents who put a stop to it.
And so the days , and ports pass by in bleary recollection .By Julys' end we had cleared the coast and were heading for home, this would be our last trip as deck boys, we had achieved our steering tickets and could sign on our next vessel as Junior Ordinary Seamen. I was determined to take a China Boat for my next trip, I had heard so much about the ports out there and I wanted to see if they were as good as the lads said they were. But we had to get home first, and we had a few more weeks to go . After leaving Port Said for the homeward run,we spent the remaining time painting and polishing,that ship had to look good as it sailed down the Mersey.
Our little lampy was beginning to realise that the Jason was going to be more than a few men short in the crew department, hardly anyone could stomach the thought of having him giving his orders again. Blue Funnel measured the success of a Bosun or Lamptrimmer by how many of the crew returned for another trip.Little Red was facing humiliation by the exodus that would be taking place on arrival home.
To try and undo some of the wrongs ,Lampy organised a "Channels" party in his cabin and invited everyone above the rank of deckboy to it . There were caseloads of ale and the party went on into the wee small hours of the morning, come daybreak lampy was missing from the hose party and the bosun sent me to see if he was still asleep.
The scene that was before me in Lampys cabin was horrific ,and blackly comical too.
The first thing I noticed on entering was the blood ,the bulkhead by his bunk had a peacocks tail pattern of it ,thick and dark red ,he was lying in his bunk with a hobnailed boot stuck on the left side of his head. It was congealed to his matted hair and his nose and cheeks were red ,black and blue. I thought he was dead and then he drew a ragged breath, I touched him on the shoulder and he sat bolt upright ,boot still stuck to his head! He groaned and felt his face and then glanced across at his mirror, he shrieked upon seeing his reflection and accused me of "Doing Him"
I replied ,with barely concealed hate, that "I did'nt do it ,but wished that I had done."
The police were called when we docked but things just died away ,no one was prosecuted and I never found out who beat him up. I was'nt sad to leave the Jason, she had been a good ship, just had a few bad apples on it this time.
I now had three weeks of paid leave, it was hard to know what to do with all that time.
The first thing I did was to make a grand tour of the greater family, Dad took me with him on my first Sunday home and this time I joined him and my uncles for our Walton pub crawl, we would start off at the top of the street next to Tintern and have half a glass in each one until we got to the Royal Oak at the bottom of Spellow Lane.
I would then bid the Papists goodbye and join with the Protestants in the Winslow ,from whence we would repair to Grandmas in Eton Street for one of her fabulous Sunday dinners.
After dinner I took the 19 up to Gilmoss to visit my favourite uncle ,Billy. He was a long distance lorry driver and had taken me all over the country with him when I was younger . He told me that he had an overnight run to Newport in south Wales and asked if I fancied the run. He was leaving at ten that evening and I jumped at the chance, the roads were still a pleasure to drive on in those days.
Ten o'clock that night saw us leaving the depot in Studholme Street with 10 tons of cargo for Newport. We were in an old AEC, it seemed huge then, an eight legger as they called it ,big bluff fronted old beast with a top speed of 45 mph. The steady thrum of the engine soon knocked me to sleep and I awoke with the sunrise as we entered Newport. I pick up Billys' road atlas and looked at where we were ,we were right on the River Severn, not a million miles from Sharpness and the Vindi, looking at the map I could see Lydney ,just along the A48 from Newport . And there , a little way out of Lydney , was Yorkley,the hamlet where my pen pal Maureen lived. I showed Billy the map and asked if I would have time to go there. He said that we had to leave Newport at 7.00pm that night and as long as I got back in time he was happy for me to go .After breakfasting on a lorry drivers special, I caught the bus to Lydney, once it left the environs of Newport ,it travelled on the lower edges of the Forest of Dean ,passing through ancient little towns and villages. We stopped in the market square in Lydney and it did'nt take too long to find the winding lane that led to Yorkley. There were no buses ,it was Shanks's pony ,but it was a beautiful day and the sun was high in the sky. The lane slowly wound upwards through hedgerows that surrounded fields of golden corn, reapers were at work ,dipping and bending as they tied up sheaves,no monstrous harvesters then, lovely big shire horses were drawing the combines along and the workers were burnt brown ,as tanned as any returning sailor. I was waved at as I walked by, there were no cars or wagons on that little lane ,just the jingling of harnesses and the click of blades. At length I entered the main street at Yorkley, which way to go? I turned left toward a hill, Maureens' postal address was "Near the Stag Inn", let's look for that. In the distance I could see a building at the foot of the hill ,it had a pub sign outside and I could see the Stag portrayed on it. It was opening time so I thought I would have a cool glass of beer to refresh myself.. The Stag Inn was not your usual pub, there was no bar, just a trestle table upon which were a collection of glasses and bottles. On the floor were four barrels of ale, each sat in a little cradle and covered with a sod of grass. As I stood gaping at this scene a lovely ,motherly lady came in from the back room and asked if I would like a drink , I asked for a pint of her best and then she floored me by saying "You must be Brian then?" This was 1959 ,telephones were as rare as hens teeth and I had'nt called or written to say that I would be coming...........how could she know?
Seeing the puzzlement on my face, she laughed and then told me that nobody ever visited Yorkley, Maureen had a sailor that wrote to her regular, here I was all sunburned and looking all lost asking for a beer in a funny accent ,"You has to be Brian ,don't yew?."
I asked her where Maureen lived and she took me out back and pointed up the hill ,there stood a little cottage and at the fence of the cottage stood two ladies, they were waving to me ,calling "Hullo Brian!" This was a very strange experience ,the jungle telegraph worked very effectively in that little hamlet.
I walked up to the cottage and was greeted by Maureens Mum and Grandmother, they did'nt stand on formality ,I was hugged and greeted like a long lost son. They took me in the little house and sat me down to a nice cup of tea and a sandwich. They had read all my letters and were asking me about some of the things that I had seen and done, the horse riding in Brisbane had made them laugh and they thought my descriptions of the Suez canal were colourful. I sat there amazed, those letters seemed to mean such a lot to them, but where was Maureen ? She was working in a factory in Lydney, finished just before 5.00 ,I could go and meet her Mum said,""She'll be surprised boy." she laughed. The bus for Newport left just after 5.00,it was going to be a short meeting. And then I heard Grandma saying "When you come back ,we'll have your tea ready and we will take you down to my sons where you will be staying the week " I was embarrassed ,how could I tell them that I was only down for the day? I did'nt realise that this meant so much to them . I found it very hard in telling them that I had only called by chance ,I would have loved to have stayed, but Uncle Bill would be awaiting my return and I had no way of contacting him, and besides , I had come without a change of clothing.
They were sad but understood my predicament. Soon I was strolling back down to Lydney, wandering what Maureen looked like. She had seen a photo of me but I had'nt seen one of her, I only knew she was blonde.
I sat on the steps of the cross in the market place ,groups of ladies were coming out of the lane that led to the factory ,which one was she?
At last, two young ladies stood staring at the lad on the steps of the cross, one blonde the other brunette. They looked at me and said something to each other,looking and nodding as they stood there. The blonde walked hesitantly toward me "Is it Brian?" she asked in a lovely soft accent. "Maureen ! " I replied. She sat down beside me as I gave her a quick resume of the events that led to the market cross. She was lovelier than I expected, her complexion pure peaches and cream ,her golden curls and cornflower blue eyes were to die for , and I had a bus due any minute. I learned that she was off to London when the summer break was over ,she was going on a teacher training course and would be there a few years.
Soon the bus arrived and I boarded it with the greatest of regrets, everyone had been so open and friendly , I would have loved to have stayed . But Fate has a way of toying with you ,I had been given a glimpse of another life ,but it was not to be mine.
Billy was pacing up and down outside the depot when I got back, I was only just in time.On the way back we stopped at an all night cafe somewhere in Shropshire and I met a girl there who was as lusty as me, she was going to Liverpool too and wanted a ride..............she got one!!
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