The Gnu from The Project Gutenberg EBook of Animal Children
by Edith Brown Kirkwood

Gnu Rights

"Legislators should dismantle all gnu control laws."
A Gnu Rights Expert

Never point a loaded Gnu
at anyone. A Gnu could kill

your son or your daughter.
A Gnu is no way to settle

a family argument. Don't
leave a loaded Gnu lying

round the house within
easy access of a child.

Needless to say, nowt Gnu
in any of these statements.

Christopher T. George