I LIKE LIVERPOOL 'COS I LIKE LIVERPOOL. I LIKE THE CHINESE COMMUNITY IN CHINA TOWN. I LIKE THE SMELL OF S*** BY THE SEWAGE WORKS. I LIKE THE TASTE OF ICE CREAM AT THE ALBERT DOCK. I LIKE SAYERS PASTIES, FROM LORENZO DRIVE. I LIKE THE LIBRARY AT NORRIS GREEN BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF QUALES. I LIKE THE MERSEYSIDE MARITIME MUSEUM BECAUSE THEY LET ME IN FOR FREE. I LIKE THE TELEPHONE BOX ON BROADWAY BECAUSE I FOUND 10p INSIDE THE RETURNED COINS SLOT. I LIKE THE LADY AT THE CORNER SHOP IN TOXTETH BECAUSE SHE GAVE ME YESTERDAYS ECHO TO WIPE MY AR*E WITH WHEN I HAD NO TOILET PAPER. I LIKE THE POST BOX NEAR TITHEBARN STREET BECAUSE IT'S RED. I LIKE WH SMITH'S IN TOWN BECAUSE OF THEIR MAGNIFICENT WATER FALL. I LIKE LIME STREET TRAIN STATION BECAUSE OF ALL THE BUSES THAT COME AND GO. I LIKE THE CHINESE RESTAURANT UNDER THE HOLIDAY IN BECAUSE THEY SELL INDIAN CUISINE. I LIKE THE RADDISSON SAS HOTEL BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE TOILETS IN THERE. I LIKE LEWIS'S BECAUSE OF THEIR BEAUTIFUL ICE CREAM. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THE TAXIS, QUEUING ON THE RANK OUTSIDE PRIMARK IN CHURCH STREET. I LIKE THE TASTE OF SOME OF THE GERMAN LAGERS IN THE EXCELSIOR. I LIKE THE PRICE OF THE JACKETS AT THE MENS OUTFITTERS IN THE MARKET. I LIKE THE FEELING I GET WHEN I LOOK AT St JOHN'S BEACON FRO UNDERNEATH. I LIKE THE SMELL AS I PASS THE FLOWER STALL NEAR THE ABBEY NATIONAL. I LIKE THE FACT THAT I HAVE VISITED BOTH CATHEDRALS BUT NEVER SAID A PRAYER. I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL BECAUSE I LIKE LIVERPOOL...

By Stewy