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    Funny Face

    That smiley face bag stuffed in that space
    has a certain imbecilic personality;
    the snow's fast disappearing here in D.C.,
    crocus in bloom in the Smithsonian gardens.

    Dunned for a light by a bum with a dog end,
    I see I've a hole in my crotch -- I mean,
    my tan pants have a hole in the crotch area,
    shame-faced when I'm supposed to be dressed up

    for work, and the soles of my shoes need repair,
    my wife and I need to go see the orthodontist;
    our bought-used Saturn needs to be traded in,
    our Twenties bathroom needs new grout.

    I withdrew $50,000 from my retirement
    to pay my mother's nursing home bills.
    But -- just got word we'll get government help.
    Gonna go around town wearing that smiley face.

    Christopher T. George
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    Very good Chris

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    Thank you, Lindy.

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    Nice one Chris.


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