My Belated Confession (CTG)
My Belated Confession
I admit it -- I cheated: I took steroids
-- they helped me to win all those awards,
the Pushcart, the Pulitzer, and the Nobel
-- even if it's ignoble of me to admit it.
Although I claimed that I took no stimulants
(here, I dab my eye) I've let down my family,
all my fans and all aspiring poets who believe
they can reach the pinnacle without a fix.
I confess, I doped myself up real fine. . .
I deserve to be stripped of everything.
For my success, anonymity I would trade.
My megalomaniac malice was incontestible,
my artful duplicity all too contemptible:
I fully deserve the world's tirade.
Christopher T. George
Nice one Chris. I reckon they're all at it.
Very good Chris,
got me thinking:
Ah yes, Obama's Noble Prize,
All gilded, there's no surprize,
Perhaps some barbiturates tonight?
and some Vodka, Gin and Ice?
Ha, nice one Dazza. I never knew you were a poet.
It's better than mine and I got one published...
Originally Posted by dazza
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