New Breed of dog on show The Redmond Retriever
Apparently there is a new breed of dog, it's called a "Redmond Retriever".
Its' attributes according to the Kennel Club are
"the ability to turn things around (sheep and Lambs and Capitlas of Culture) control insects (especially big spiders) and pull things back from the brink of disaster and having shaggy eyebrows and an unkempt appearance".
It is to be noted the sterling qualities of Redmond Retriever breed in comparison to other dogs seen around Liverpool in 08, most notably being
the Harborrow Hound-a sickly version of a bloodhound inbred in the St Helens area, often defacates for no reason (especially when you say"Mathew St Festival" )and the poor creature ultimately had be "Put out of its misery" (and out of our misery)
Of course there was also the woeful wire haired "Australian Archer Hound," known for being the only breed that the female also has a set of testicles as well as a full set of female gentialia. This breed is also unique for the fact that it can sing excerpts from Brechtian Operas.
This singing although not very accomplished comes under the category that the it's not the quality of the singing it's the fact that she has the balls to do it at all.
Ha,very good.
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