Proper Medication
Teacher asks kindergarten students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for...
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Mickey: 'Tylenol?'
Teacher: 'Very good! And what is it used for?'
Mickey: 'It is used for headaches'
Eddie: 'Nytol, Teacher.'
Teacher: 'Excellent. And what is it used for?'
Eddie: 'To help you sleep'
Now it's Ricky's turn and he says: 'Viagra.'
Teacher, slightly shocked: 'Ricky, What do you think it is used for?'
Ricky: 'It can be used for diarrhea.'
Teacher: 'Who told you this?'
Ricky: 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little sh*t will get harder.'
Bob F
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