Re Write A Song

As you all know I hate Bono for reasons I've stated,not payin tax,seeking constant publicity,and generaly being an overbearing midget gobs****,etc
so I need some clever people help me re write
" I still havent found what i'm looking for"


I have climbed forbes rich list
people say i'm just a b***h
Only to screw you
Only to screw you


I have run
I have crawled
I'm five foot five
and nearly bald
Only to be with you


But i still haven't found what i'm looking for
But i still haven't found what i'm looking for


I have kissed bush's ass
never paid any irish tax
spent 150 million on facebook
I am another irish crook

I have spoke with the tongue of angels
I have held the hand of a devil
It was warm in the night
I was cold as a stone


But i still haven't found what i'm looking for
But i still haven't found what i'm looking for


I believe in courting media
Then all the fools will belive ya
Bleed the nation dry
Well yes i'm still running


You bought the bonds and we
bought the banks
Carried the cross
Of my shame
Of my shame

You've had a fairly decent stab at that one Savo. I am not so familiar with the out-put of U2, but if you give me the name of one of their songs you would like dickered with, "...Sure I'm yer man." :)

A Freak Like Me Needs Company,
But I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.
So Cruel.

If You Wear That Velvet Dress.
Don’t Come Knocking.
Save The Children.
Out Of Control.
Because Happiness Is A Warm Gun.
Walk On

Don't You Feckin Dare...

You’re everywhere ice cold want
Mine is the house you don’t haunt
You’re that thing that keeps me in
You’re intense, but I have thick skin

I will bring you roses
I’ll have cake myself instead
Time only is time
For what is spent
Not for how life is led

Don’t come knocking, don’t come knocking
Don’t come knocking at my door
Don’t come knocking, knock, feckin, knocking
Don’t come knocking you bore

You’re a scream I could wake up with
You’re a fright I shall put up with
You’re the door, for more, always open
You’re the fecker that’s always mopin’

Off a tree-lined avenue, in a coal-hole made of stone
I’ll sit there screaming, I would rather live alone

Don’t come knocking, don’t come knocking
Don’t come knocking at my door
Don’t come knocking, knock, feckin, knocking
Don’t come knocking, you chore

All the stars in my Apple-I
They can’t light our way, oh no
All the maps, and all the charts
All the dreams…
Dreams …won’t… leave… you…
Home…
Home…

Don’t come knocking, don’t come knocking
Don’t come knocking at my feckin door
Don’t come knocking, don’t come knocking
Don’t come knocking at my do'
Don’t come knocking, knock, knock, knocking
Don’t dare come knocking no more bro

I suppose things might have ben better had I bothered to listen to it first...when I have a moment later I may give that a go. :)

Hehe...love it.:handclap:lol

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Originally Posted by Savo

As you all know I hate Bono for reasons I've stated,not payin tax,seeking constant publicity,and generaly being an overbearing midget gobs****,etc
so I need some clever people help me re write
" I still havent found what i'm looking for"

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Savo it would assist you to have a mate called 'Geldof' so you could perhaps play it at a jumped-up gig as an excuse to help starving African kids but in reality to promote yourself and your second rate band when in actual fact you are only interested in getting to the top. :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

A read of this will cheer you Savo, but first a sample or two...

Tax his tractor, tax his mule; tell him, taxing is the rule.
Tax his oil, tax his gas, tax his notes, tax his cash
Tax him good and let him know, that after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more; tax him till he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave, tax his sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove him to his doom."
Once he's gone, we won't relax. We'll still collect inheritance tax.

You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
Irish Saying


http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.co...bssayings.html

Bono had a Heart attack
Because they said he must pay tax.

If you ever go across the sea to Ireland,
Then maybe at the closing of each day;
You will witness the poor's lives getting harder,
Because of the little tax the rich are asked to pay,
So's we can play host to some wasters and their team,
And leave them free to roam the world making hay;
And do sit beside a turf fire in the cabin,
Watch again the barefoot gossoons at their play,
For the breezes blowing o'er the seas from Ireland,
Are perfum'd by the wealthy and their blow;
And the women in the uplands diggin' praties,
Speak a language that these strangers do not know,
For the strangers came and lie and leach their way,
They scorn'd us just for being what we are;
But they might as well go chasing after moonbeams,
Or light a penny candle from a star.
And if there is going to be a life hereafter,
And somehow I am sure there's going to be;
I will ask my God to let me make my heaven,
In that dear land across the Irish sea.

Original lyrics;Source: http://lyrics-a-plenty.com/g/galway_bay.lyrics.php

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If you have a hankering to fill the long winter evenings in like manner there is plenty here to choose from...

http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/ir...rish-songs.htm

We have some amazing poets/sonwriters here,if ya move to Ireland ya pay NO TAX

http://youtu.be/fDiLaUg_DnA

Galway Bay !

This is the tune for your Lyrics Oudeis

One last one. I have been having internet problems, but while I was waiting I did this...

Wild Rocker Repent

I've been a wild rocker for many the year
And I make all my money as you're drinkin' beer.
As now I'm brimming with gold in great store
I shall pay the tax-man no never no more
And it's no nay never, no never no more
Will I pay the tax-man, no never, no more


I went to a pals house I used to frequent
I was asked by the folks there if money I lent
They asked me for credit, I answered they 'nay
Sure a rich man wont stay rich actin' that way


Chorus:


I took from my pocket ten sovereigns bright
And me old pal's eyes opened wide with delight
He said “Here have whiskey and wines of the best,
If'in the words that you spoke they were only a jest?”

Chorus:

I went home to my parents, confessed what I'd done
And I ask them to laugh with their prodigal son.
But as they depressed me as oft times before,
Sure, maybe I will play the wild rocker to get even more.

Chorus:
While I know that my Country is down at this time
Why is it that the hoarding of cash is a crime?
Just you keep a strugglin' while I try to relax
Yours is the poor-mouth, but I still wont pay tax
Chorus:

In Dublin's fair city,
where the girls are still pretty
we again see the sight of sweet Molly Malone
though altered is her ditty
she goes from city to city
"In the land of free-men shall we each stand alone?"

Now her ghost wheels her barrow
through streets that are narrow
for on high-ways and broad-ways she's forbidden to go
she's no longer fish monger
and her cries are of hunger
she heartens the poor though she is far from the foe

We are strong, we are clever
and never say never
Why is the harvest of youth to be left to the crow?
We once came together
to be free of a tether
Then gave free rein to weeds and the crop cannot grow

Our acre and cottage
is now mess o' pottage
Where can we turn to to regain our pride?
As of old we're reliant
under yoke, we're defiant
Only all-together can we turn the tide.

[I have it out of my system now, I think :)]

Encore ! Encore! Oudeis
Now use this side of the water, please......jeez there's enough material here without emigrating......no offence meant Savo.

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Hey Savo,
you're "friend" has been speaking out in defence of another poor billionaire......and there's you saying he's not a caring person:


Sept. 2 (Bloomberg) -- Bono, U2 rock band's lead singer, defended Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Jobs after a New York Times columnist wrote the former chief executive wasn't a prominent philanthropist.

Jobs said there was "nothing better than the chance to save lives," when Bono approached him about a campaign to fight AIDS in Africa, according to a letter the singer wrote to the New York Times yesterday. Through the sale of red-colored products, Apple was (Product) RED's largest contributor to the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria, giving tens of millions of dollars, Bono wrote.

"I'm proud to know him," Bono wrote about Jobs. "He's a poetic fellow, an artist and a businessman. Just because he's been extremely busy, that doesn't mean that he and his wife, Laurene, haven't been thinking about these things."

The participation was "invaluable" and helped transform the lives of more than 2 million Africans, Bono wrote. Bono sent the letter after Andrew Ross Sorkin wrote in a column that Jobs wasn't a "prominent philanthropist" even after accumulating $8.3 billion through his holdings in Apple and Walt Disney Co.

There was no public record of Jobs giving money to charity and he wasn't a member of the Giving Pledge, founded by Warren Buffett and Bill Gates to persuade America's rich to give away at least half their wealth, Sorkin wrote.

The lack of public giving by Jobs is "curious," Sorkin wrote. In 1986, Jobs started the Steven P. Jobs Foundation and closed it a little over a year later, Sorkin wrote.

Apple gives a portion of the purchase price from consumers choosing (Product) RED special edition iPod models and iTunes gift cards toward the Global Fund to fight AIDS in Africa, according to the company's Website.

Jobs resigned last week as the chief executive officer of Apple, a company he co-founded. Jobs, who will become chairman, had been on medical leave since Jan. 17, following a 2003 cancer diagnosis and a liver transplant in 2009.

Bono is co-founder of the (Product) RED group.

© Bloomberg L.P., 2011.

p.s
U2 moved their tax liability from Ireland to the Netherlands. The move came after Ireland scrapped tax breaks that allowed musicians and artists to avoid paying taxes on royalties.

Philanthropy's a canopy
an umbrella for the few
both shield and panoply*
and keeps truth from view

Giving is a common trait
for each, it's nothing new
wealth's stem is straight
it's roots are me and you

Riches' flower enjoys shade
so, the longer it may bloom
it relies on the choices made
by we, who dwell in gloom

Herein's a lesson for us all
[When will we ever learn?]
"Enjoy the park, shun the Mall
and hang on to what we earn!"


*pan·o·ply:
-a complete suit of armour.
-a protective covering.

Thanks Greko,
see the clever little s*** keeps the money in an account HE gets the interest on b4 he spends it in africa,
Bono is co-founder of the (Product) RED group.
so the ONLY person who truly bennefits is this Irish GOBS***E
whilst telling US we should do more,
going to open a facebook acc called I Pay NO tax in Ireland,and put HIS picture up,
see if I am allowed freedom of speech on HIS co owned facebook company.

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going to open a facebook acc called I Pay NO tax in Ireland,and put HIS picture up,
see if I am allowed freedom of speech on HIS co owned facebook company

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That will be interesting ! Give the wee S*** S*** !!

well peeps now have facebook acc,please feel free to tell bono what ya think of him,
post,write on the wall :handclap:
here it is add me if ya hate this wally
Bonopayyourtax Inireland facebook.

I tried Facebook, can't find it !

its Bonopayyourtax Inireland

Savo, I can't get on it for some reason, am I missing something, I never use facebook !

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its Bonopayyourtax Inireland

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No luck Savo,

No results found for your query.
Check your spelling or try another term.

When you next login to Bonopayyourtax Inireland, Copy as a link and repost., be nice to give Mr Hewson, our thoughts:finger: and I'm sure he'll take notice:finger:

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Originally Posted by grekko

No luck Savo,

When you next login to Bonopayyourtax Inireland, Copy as a link and repost., be nice to give Mr Hewson, our thoughts:finger: and I'm sure he'll take notice:finger:

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http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...00002920211020

Great work Oudeis :handclap::handclap: :)

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http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...00002920211020

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another!'Bono, pay your f... taxes' :)...................http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10360281839

Well I just left a wee note for Bono. hope he likes it and yes, I'm Roy !lol

You too could learn about how tough (really, really?) tough it is at the top...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-14852560

Thanks for that, I am amazed how tough life is for these artists, thank god I don't have millions in the bank for singing and basically ****ing about ! I think when you get to their level of success you lose touch with reality.

Owned by Bono and The Edge of U2, The Clarence boasts sumptuous rooms with super king-size, wrought-iron beds and velvet drapes. On the River Liffey, the hotel is situated right in Dublin’s centre.€209 per person per night,maybee he will give some rooms FREE to the homeless people sleeping in boxes on Dublin streets,ahh well hope he looses his voice,FOR GOOD.

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Well I just left a wee note for Bono. hope he likes it and yes, I'm Roy !lol

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Good One,the more people who show there dislike for him,the better,seems facebook is the ONLY site you cant delete your account,I've tried,they wont close it,anyone know how to delete your profile on facebucket.

I've never tried Savo, everything I put on it was B***s !