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I started me new dieting regime today. Cornflakes and wrap meself with gaffer tape. I've already lost two pounds.
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I started me new dieting regime today. Cornflakes and wrap meself with gaffer tape. I've already lost two pounds.
:002: I'm getting in touch with the men in white coats about you !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
Hey! It's working. Just sitting here now losing weight eating me cornflakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
If i come to yours can ya tape me up too ??Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
I'll tape us together and we can lie in front of the fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
No funny business though.
The fire helps the weight loss. You sweat more.
I'll do anything in the name of beauty Pabs :)Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
Debs, you're like a waitress feeding me lines for gags...Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
Did you say anything...
But all you're losing is sweat which you will put back on when drinking to rehydrate you. You don't actually lose any weight that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
What you do have to do is to get your body temperature up to a high level before you can actually burn fat as it burns at a high temperature. I used to wear a bin bag when on the treadmill till someone pointed out that the specialist drinks I had after was putting more salt and glucose back in the body than I had taken out.
Me thinks you're jealous of me new tape suit Cad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cadfael
I shall put weekly photos on to see how much weight I lose.
I just want to know whether you've cut two holes for your ablutions :PDT10Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
All part of me plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cadfael
Not a well thought out plan though. Gonna cut some holes.
Very carefully cut some holes...
Hehe , i'm glad i had to go out today , i slipped away from this one :)
I was gonna ask you to help cut the holes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
Then I thought better of it...
I'll help , but i must warn ya i'm left handed and very awkward !!Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
It's okay. It's fine really, nowt wrong with incontinence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
Perhaps you could help me clean up...
Yeah , as if ! I'll just leave ya taped up and go home !Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
Sure you will...Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
Just like you did last night...
Yeah , well i got tired of waiting for you to cut those holes !Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
Ha, you taped me up...Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
All part of the plan Pabs ! I was just making sure that nothing escaped !Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
Dam that gaffer tape...Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
Don't worry , in a few day's you'll have shrunk enough to slip ot of it !Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
Me diet is working really well. I've lost two ounces already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
Two ounces is'nt bad , in another five months you'll have lost loads :)Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
I might try liposuction instead. I got me hosepipe already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
That was just going the toilet.:PDT_Xtremez_42:Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
Are you watching me...Quote:
Originally Posted by ItsaZappathing
Two ounces...... Let us know when you've lost the turd?
I can feel one. Want me to turn on the web cam....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ged
need an answer really soon...
Lost four ounces. I'm starting to look like Mr Universe.
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This is me and the little fella after me diet.
I'm now selling this new dieting aid.
Does that fella go out with that woman you've called Debra on the beach. Same colour?
We go to the same tanning shop. I use sun protection, she doesn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ged
It's called Antique Oak...
I think he does Ged , they tan each other up before they leave the house , please be assured it is a different Debra from me .....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ged
Different Debra...right. Sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
What have i told ya about telling our secrets ?Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
The colour gives it away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
That Ged is very observant , nothing gets past him .Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42
I tell him all my secrets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Debra
I'm telling ya nothing anymore , no more pictures nothing !Quote:
Originally Posted by pablo42