Voyage on the Dunedin Star 1956
We signed on, on the Dunedin Star on the morning of Tuesday, 21 August 1956 and the crowd met each other for the first time. At lunch time all the deck crowd went across
the road from the dock to `Mable`s` bar and had a few beers while we were getting to know each other. On Tuesday morning we arrived on board with our gear and turned to getting the ship ready for sailing early next morning, dropping derricks and tidying up the decks as the Dockers finished loading the cargo. That evening was our last one before we got to Cape Town so all hands went across to `Mable`s`, I took my guitar with me and Tony and I took it in turns trying to play a tune on it. There were a few attractive young ladies in there and Tony and I copped for two of them and walked them home to somewhere in Bootle. We ended up in a back jigger kissing them good night and trying to have a knee trembler with a guitar slung over the shoulder is not recommended, it was banging against the wall with every movement with a loud `boing`, `boing`,
We were falling over laughing and then we left them and walked back to the ship.
Early on Thursday morning, the 23rd of August we let go and moved through the docks and out of the lock gates into the Mersey and were outward bound for the Cape.
We had a good run down to Cape Town stopping off at Las Palmas for a few hours to bunker.
We arrived in Cape Town on Friday morning, the 7th of September and moored starboard side to in Duncan dock ready to discharge our cargo.
That night we went ashore to sample the delights of Cape Town. The place to go to in those days was to the `Delmonaco`, a night club on Adderley Street, It was built like the inside of a castle, and the ceiling was like the sky with moving clouds, changing colours and the night sky with twinkling stars. They had a band and dancing and lots of pretty girls, but Tony and I couldn?t cop off with any of them, we must have lost our touch. We had a few bevies and staggered back to the ship, next morning we found that Joe had got himself a woman from the `Seamen?s Club` and had stayed the night, lucky fella.
Saturday morning we had a `job and finish` painting the funnel so we had finished at midday. That afternoon we shaved, showered and shampooed and legged it ashore to the `Seamen?s Club. We got Joe to introduce us to his new lady, who was the Stewardess of the club, and did she have any friends? we asked.
She said she had one who was coming ashore later from the `Dunnottar Castle` where she was a `Steam Queen`, who worked in the laundry,
The Steam Queen?s were legendary; they worked half naked down in the bottom of the ship sweating in the heat and steam of the laundry and were reputed to be `bang at it` all the time.
?She?s mine,? I said to Tony. ? No she mine,? shouted Tony, , he always wanted my girls. We sat around the bar drinking with Joe and his lady, she wasn?t too bad but she a lot older than Joe. Later on this old lady came in the club and walked over to us at the bar, ?Hi?, said Joe?s friend ?this is my friend Mary, off the `Dunnottar Castle`, and these are Joe?s friends Brian and Tony?. ?She?s yours,? I said to Tony. ?No she?s yours?. said Tony.
We had a few more drinks at the bar, we were chatting to Mary, who was quite funny to talk to with a good sense of humour, but just a little bit old for us, we were desperate but not that desperate.
Joe?s lady invited us all back to her house for supper so all five of us piled into a taxi and went round there. She opened a couple of bottles of wine and had a pile of sandwiches for us, so we got stuck in we were getting a bit bevied by now and gulping more down just in case we got the old Steam Queen, we couldn?t go with her sober.
When Tony went to the bathroom he found a line over the bath where she had a few pairs of knickers hanging there drying so he stuffed a few pair in his pocket.
Later on we ordered a taxi and leaving Joe and his lady there the three of us got into the taxi and went back to the dock, she?s all yours I told Tony, no she?s all yours he insisted.
We got back to the Dunnotter Castle and left her at the bottom of the gangway; we declined her offer of going on board with her and continued back to the Dunedin Star.
When we got into the cabin Tony pulled a few pairs of knickers out of his pocket, make a good souvenir he said.
On Sunday evening we went to the `Delmonaco`, we had a few drinks and danced with some of the girls there but somehow we just couldn?t crack it with the girls there. I don?t know why as we were both good looking, lean, mean and bronzed with sun bleached hair and normally they couldn?t resist us. True!
Joe was in there with his lady friend, and we called at their table for a chat, I just happened to have a pair of knickers sticking out of the top pocket of my suit as a handkerchief. Joe?s lady recognised them and went berserk and accused me of stealing all her knickers. Tony and I had to do a swift runner out of there and go to another bar down the street, to the `Navigators Den`. Here?s another fine mess you?ve gotten me into, I said.
On Monday at lunchtime we were sat in the cabin having a ciggie before we turned to, when there was a knock on the door and when I opened it there was the old Steam Queen.
?Hi?, she said, ?I?ve come to see you before we sail this evening?, Tony jumped up and said I?ve got to start work now, and ran out of the cabin leaving me there with her.
She was rampant. ?Come on and get in the bed and give us a good seeing to?, she said trying to put her arms around me, pushing me against the bunk. ?I?m all yours, take me now?. I was panicking now, just then the Bosun knocked on the cabin door, ?OK lad turn to?, Saved by the bell. ?All right Bose I am on my way? and was out on deck before he was. ?Kinnel, what?s the matter with you two? he said to Tony and me.
? If you want a quick leg over Bose, there is one in my cabin, she?s more your age than ours and she?s waiting for you?.
We left him and ran down aft to the Poop where we were painting, ? Jees, that was a close one you should have stayed with me? I said to Tony, ?I was getting raped?.
We knocked off at half past two for smoko and went amidships to the cabin and found that she had gone. We found the Bosun wandering around with a strange look in his eyes, "Book four hours overtime lads", I think it was the first time he had had a leg over in years. .
At 7pm that evening the Dunnotter Castle was sailing back to the UK and there were hundreds of people on the quay waving good bye to there friends and relatives, we joined them as the sailing of a large passenger ship was always a good event in the old days.
Along side the poop we saw Joe?s lady friend waving to the Steam Queen who was on deck We started shouting to her and then Tony and I pulled out two pairs of knickers and started to wave them to her. The Steam Queen was laughing but Joe?s lady went berserk again and snatched them off us and chased us around the quayside trying to batter us. We ran up town again to the first bar and had a bloody good laugh over a few beers.
On Wednesday we sailed to Port Elizabeth arriving thereon Thursday morning and sailing again on Thursday evening for East London, so we didn?t get a chance to go ashore.