Derby Square - Old Vaults

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Originally Posted by dazza

One memory I have as a kid is dropping my sand-bucket full of crabs all over the floor of the bus going back to New Seacombe landing stage. Poor women screamed her head off.

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I still do that. Me and me bucket of crabs...

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Originally Posted by Ged

Did any of these seamen ever catch crabs and is it seamen or semen?

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The only known cure for crabs is two pour 2 pound of sugar down the front of your trousers, it doesnt kill them just rots their teeth.

Dazza are you sure it was your bucket you dropped on the bus that made the women scream ?

It might've been my trousers, I can't remember?

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Originally Posted by johnny blue

The only known cure for crabs is two pour 2 pound of sugar down the front of your trousers, it doesnt kill them just rots their teeth.

Dazza are you sure it was your bucket you dropped on the bus that made the women scream ?

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Ha, nice one Johnny, love it...

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Originally Posted by dazza

It might've been my trousers, I can't remember?

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Now tell the full story Daz. You been caught out, Johnny may have been on the bus...

Come to think of it. I do remember the guitar and skimpy black briefs.

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Originally Posted by dazza

Come to think of it. I do remember the guitar and skimpy black briefs.

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Who can forget...

Are you naughty boys going off thread. Sensitive people will complain...