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    I started me new dieting regime today. Cornflakes and wrap meself with gaffer tape. I've already lost two pounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo42 View Post
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    I started me new dieting regime today. Cornflakes and wrap meself with gaffer tape. I've already lost two pounds.
    I'm getting in touch with the men in white coats about you !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debra View Post
    I'm getting in touch with the men in white coats about you !!!!
    Hey! It's working. Just sitting here now losing weight eating me cornflakes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo42 View Post
    Hey! It's working. Just sitting here now losing weight eating me cornflakes.
    If i come to yours can ya tape me up too ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debra View Post
    If i come to yours can ya tape me up too ??
    I'll tape us together and we can lie in front of the fire.

    No funny business though.

    The fire helps the weight loss. You sweat more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo42 View Post
    I'll tape us together and we can lie in front of the fire.

    No funny business though.

    The fire helps the weight loss. You sweat more.
    I'll do anything in the name of beauty Pabs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debra View Post
    I'll do anything in the name of beauty Pabs
    Debs, you're like a waitress feeding me lines for gags...

    Did you say anything...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo42 View Post
    I'll tape us together and we can lie in front of the fire.

    No funny business though.

    The fire helps the weight loss. You sweat more.
    But all you're losing is sweat which you will put back on when drinking to rehydrate you. You don't actually lose any weight that way.

    What you do have to do is to get your body temperature up to a high level before you can actually burn fat as it burns at a high temperature. I used to wear a bin bag when on the treadmill till someone pointed out that the specialist drinks I had after was putting more salt and glucose back in the body than I had taken out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cadfael View Post
    But all you're losing is sweat which you will put back on when drinking to rehydrate you. You don't actually lose any weight that way.

    What you do have to do is to get your body temperature up to a high level before you can actually burn fat as it burns at a high temperature. I used to wear a bin bag when on the treadmill till someone pointed out that the specialist drinks I had after was putting more salt and glucose back in the body than I had taken out.
    Me thinks you're jealous of me new tape suit Cad.

    I shall put weekly photos on to see how much weight I lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo42 View Post
    Me thinks you're jealous of me new tape suit Cad.

    I shall put weekly photos on to see how much weight I lose.
    I just want to know whether you've cut two holes for your ablutions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cadfael View Post
    I just want to know whether you've cut two holes for your ablutions
    All part of me plan.

    Not a well thought out plan though. Gonna cut some holes.

    Very carefully cut some holes...

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    Hehe , i'm glad i had to go out today , i slipped away from this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debra View Post
    Hehe , i'm glad i had to go out today , i slipped away from this one
    I was gonna ask you to help cut the holes.


    Then I thought better of it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo42 View Post
    I was gonna ask you to help cut the holes.


    Then I thought better of it...
    I'll help , but i must warn ya i'm left handed and very awkward !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debra View Post
    I'll help , but i must warn ya i'm left handed and very awkward !!
    It's okay. It's fine really, nowt wrong with incontinence.

    Perhaps you could help me clean up...

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