Joke

[drone_pilot]

Once upon a time

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In a land far away,

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A beautiful, independent,

Self-assured princess

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Happened upon a frog as she sat

Contemplating ecological issues

On the shores of an unpolluted pond

In a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

And said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

And I will turn back

Into the dapper, young prince that I am

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And then, my sweet, we can marry

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And set up housekeeping in your castle

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With my mother,

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Where you can prepare my meals,

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Clean my clothes, bear my children,

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And forever feel

Grateful and happy doing so. "

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That night,

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As the princess dined sumptuously

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On lightly sautéed frog legs

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Seasoned in a white wine

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And onion cream sauce,

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She chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't think so.

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[ChrisGeorge]

Okay cleaned up, drone?