As you all know I hate Bono for reasons I've stated,not payin tax,seeking constant publicity,and generaly being an overbearing midget gobs****,etc
so I need some clever people help me re write
" I still havent found what i'm looking for"


I have climbed forbes rich list
people say i'm just a b***h
Only to screw you
Only to screw you


I have run
I have crawled
I'm five foot five
and nearly bald
Only to be with you


But i still haven't found what i'm looking for
But i still haven't found what i'm looking for


I have kissed bush's ass
never paid any irish tax
spent 150 million on facebook
I am another irish crook

I have spoke with the tongue of angels
I have held the hand of a devil
It was warm in the night
I was cold as a stone


But i still haven't found what i'm looking for
But i still haven't found what i'm looking for


I believe in courting media
Then all the fools will belive ya
Bleed the nation dry
Well yes i'm still running


You bought the bonds and we
bought the banks
Carried the cross
Of my shame
Of my shame