I'm Feeling So Much Better Now

I've been so confused recently
with these women with burquas
and suicide vests that mess
up my head. How much finer

to have a glamorous Russian spy
with whom to flirt and cavort!
When you see her breast area,
all she's got in there is ****!

Oh, Svetlana! Oh, Tatiana!
Let me be your James Bond!
Let me fondle your Glock,
let me stroke your fur!



Christopher T. George