I'm Feeling So Much Better Now (CTG)

[ChrisGeorge]

I'm Feeling So Much Better Now

I've been so confused recently
with these women with burquas
and suicide vests that mess
up my head. How much finer

to have a glamorous Russian spy
with whom to flirt and cavort!
When you see her breast area,
all she's got in there is ****!

Oh, Svetlana! Oh, Tatiana!
Let me be your James Bond!
Let me fondle your Glock,
let me stroke your fur!

Christopher T. George

[dazza]

Hahaha! Well done Chris, that put a smile on my face.

All that fur brought the cold war right back, but without the chill.

Anna Chapman [Anya Kushchenko]. The spy that made us all want to be James Bond again.

Enjoy.