The Gnu from The Project Gutenberg EBook of Animal Children
by Edith Brown Kirkwood
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Gnu Rights
"Legislators should dismantle all gnu control laws."
A Gnu Rights Expert
Never point a loaded Gnu
at anyone. A Gnu could kill
your son or your daughter.
A Gnu is no way to settle
a family argument. Don't
leave a loaded Gnu lying
round the house within
easy access of a child.
Needless to say, nowt Gnu
in any of these statements.
Christopher T. George
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