Started me diet today

[pablo42]

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This is me and the little fella after me diet.

I'm now selling this new dieting aid.

[Ged]

Does that fella go out with that woman you've called Debra on the beach. Same colour?

[pablo42]

Does that fella go out with that woman you've called Debra on the beach. Same colour?

We go to the same tanning shop. I use sun protection, she doesn't.

It's called Antique Oak...

[Debra]

Does that fella go out with that woman you've called Debra on the beach. Same colour?

I think he does Ged , they tan each other up before they leave the house , please be assured it is a different Debra from me .....

[pablo42]

I think he does Ged , they tan each other up before they leave the house , please be assured it is a different Debra from me .....

Different Debra...right. Sure.

[Debra]

Different Debra...right. Sure.

What have i told ya about telling our secrets ?

[pablo42]

What have i told ya about telling our secrets ?

The colour gives it away.

[Debra]

The colour gives it away.

That Ged is very observant , nothing gets past him .

[pablo42]

That Ged is very observant , nothing gets past him .

I tell him all my secrets.

[Debra]

I tell him all my secrets.

I'm telling ya nothing anymore , no more pictures nothing !

[pablo42]

I'm telling ya nothing anymore , no more pictures nothing !

Too late sucker...

[Debra]

Too late sucker...

Meh ! I don't care , go on tell them everything ...

[pablo42]

Meh ! I don't care , go on tell them everything ...

Ooops, already have...

[kevin]

Started my pork pie diet today. The calorie content is a bit of a worry but I'm hoping all those preservatives will guarantee a long life.

[ItsaZappathing]

Started my pork pie diet today. The calorie content is a bit of a worry but I'm hoping all those preservatives will guarantee a long life.

Doh (Or should that be "dough")