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    Cheesy Little Artsy Spy Buddy Movie

    As Pettigrew, the English butler,
    I'd served the Edwards family
    faithfully for two decades.

    They saw me for what I was:
    the perfect English servant
    in classic stereotypical mold.

    I found young Bart Edwards drunk
    and stoned out of his skull
    in the closet, once again,

    sprawled in his own vomit.
    "Ah there you are Pettigrew,"
    he slurred as I cleaned him up.

    Unfortunately, I was pressed
    for time and had to take him
    with me on my latest assignment

    to clandestinely enter Russia
    through frozen Lake Ladoga;
    we arrived in Moscow in time

    to rendezvous with Natasha
    just as she was to dance
    the Black Swan at the Bolshoi;

    she gave me the microchip
    from inside her black bra:
    I put it in my black eyepatch

    --the plans to the secret Arctic
    facility, which Bart and I reached
    by scaling the Slemskya glacier:

    I, Lefty Pettigrew, 006, and Black Bart
    blasted the cave with Semtex,
    guided by landsat technology.

    So we foiled the Ruskies' infernal
    plot to dominate the world. Then
    we enjoyed a night of debauchery

    with Natasha and the White Swan,
    Martina, smooches goodbye and we
    crippled the North Koreans and Iranians.


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    Unfortunately, we shot up the set
    so badly the movie went way over
    budget and we landed home penniless.

    Once again, I found young
    Bart Edwards drunk and stoned
    out of his skull in the closet,

    sprawled in his own vomit.
    "Ah there you are Pettigrew,"
    he slurred as I cleaned him up.

    Christopher T. George
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    Nice one Chris. I enjoyed that.

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    Thanks, Pabs.
    Christopher T. George
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    Nice one Chris

    I want to know more about Natasha
    BE NICE......................OR ELSE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike View Post
    Nice one Chris

    I want to know more about Natasha
    I'll give you her address, Spike. Next time you're in Moscow, eh?

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