That's me: a stunted upstart,
a butt sniffer. A nose so brown
I always know which way is up.
"Let me help you with your coat, sir.
"I laughed my arse off at your joke, sir.
You are one of the funniest men alive."
I am such a suck-up I can hardly abide me.
Toady, wannabe... do I really want to be Me?
Christopher T. George