Bills and Yet More Bills
Bills arrive uninvited at our doors
predictable as death or, erm, worms.
Bills! Don't like 'em! Take
'em out to lunch--we'll go Dutch!
Bills on ducks and platypusses,
the joke my grandma told about
Bill Sticker. . . or was it Bill Poster?
Will Bill Hickock, Buffalo Bill,
Bill Clinton. . . the bill you paid
for that Knickerbocker Glory.
Bill Bailey, Bill the Bailiff, the Old Bill,
Portland Bill, Bill the Cat,
Bill Bixby, Bill Blass, Bill Cosby.
Mein Gott! Tot up the bill for that lot!
Rat-a-tat-tat, empty billfold.
Hey, Bills, I'll take a raincheck, ha ha ha!
Oh, mmmmm. Hi, Mr. Death, Bill Collector.
Christopher T. George