Roger McGough, 'a trickster you can trust', is one of Britain's best-known poetry voices.
IT'S a word used by everyone in search of a bacon pick-me-up in the morning, but it got Liverpool's Capital of Culture triumph banned from the House of Commons order paper.
Po-faced officials yesterday stamped on attempts to table a Parliamentary motion congratulating the city on its 2008 success because of one word - sarnie.
The Westminster authorities ruled the word to be slang and therefore out of order, fearing it would offend Michael Martin, the straight-laced Commons Speaker.
If only the MP trying to table the motion had been carrying the hallowed Oxford Dictionary, which features the offending word on page 1224. That means it can be used in Scrabble.
Furthermore, the Daily Post's research revealed sarnie to have been a feature of the ever-evolving English language since the 1960s, long before the Speaker entered Westminster.
The ban squashed an attempt by the Liverpool Culture Company to claim a place in history with the first ever Early Day Motion (EDM) in rhyming couplets.
City poet Roger McGough penned the 14-line tribute, which noted: "The city has something to celebrate. European Capital of Culture, two thousand and eight."
Unfortunately, it continued: "So it's off with the trackies and on with the Armanis. Out with the champagne and the caviar sarnies." That was when the red pen came out
The motion had been written in preparation for yesterday's reception on the Commons terrace, overlooking the River Thames, to update MPs and other guests on progress as 2008 nears.
When it failed to appear on yesterday's order paper for MPs, rumours swept the event that it had fallen foul of a ban on poetry, with motions allowed only in prose.
But Labour MP George Howarth told the gathering: "There is nothing in the rules to say you can't have an EDM in rhyming couplets and the clerk was ready to accept it.
"But Roger had the ingenious idea of rhyming 'Armani' with 'sarnie' - and that was sufficient grounds for him to reject it."
A Commons spokesman said the Table Office, which took the decision to ban the EDM, was not prepared to comment.
Mr McGough, who got his revenge by reading out the EDM via a video link, said he was not surprised by the decision because poems "always seem to get you into trouble".
He added: "This verse was a celebration of Liverpool and so I wrote it in a way that celebrates Liverpool, including the language we use here and the humour.
"It may be that the authorities thought it was somehow cheeky, but it wasn't. It was a genuine expression of delight. It is a shame it has not been accepted."
Star of the show at the reception was Nancy Dell'Olio, girlfriend of England football coach Sven Goran Eriksson, who said she was bowled over by the fantastic atmosphere at Anfield on her recent visit.
She added: "I first heard of Liverpool when I heard of the Beatles. Their names were the first I learned after mummy and daddy."
Ms Dell'Olio was thrown by a challenge to interpret Scouse terrace phrases such as 'He has both legs in one knicker' (He isn't playing well) and 'When Jesus was playing full-back for Israel' (A long time ago).
But she won cheers for translating into Italian 'Everton have won the Championship' - a phrase, everyone agreed, not often heard in either language.
The poem too much for MPs' sensitive ears
THAT this House congratulates the people of Liverpool For scousers, as you all know Aren't given to boasting or making a show Stiff upper lip, that's our motto When we speak it's voce sotto But the city has something to celebrate European Capital of Culture, two thousand and eight. So it's off with the trackies and on with the Armanis Out with the champagne and the caviar sarnies The chance to invest in what it does best, Dance, drama, music and the rest. 'The Town of the Talk', more sinned against than sinning If not a new Jerusalem, at least a new beginning. That this House shares the sense of pride, Of purpose and spirit, on Merseyside.
I think the poem is great.
THAT this House congratulates the people of Liverpool
For scousers, as you all know
Aren't given to boasting or making a show
Stiff upper lip, that's our motto
When we speak it's voce sotto
But the city has something to celebrate
European Capital of Culture, two thousand and eight.
So it's off with the trackies and on with the Armanis
Out with the champagne and the caviar sarnies
The chance to invest in what it does best,
Dance, drama, music and the rest.
'The Town of the Talk', more sinned against than sinning
If not a new Jerusalem, at least a new beginning.
That this House shares the sense of pride, Of purpose and spirit, on Merseyside.
This is this mans art, how dare it be dismissed like that, I hate the pretension of it all.
In fact I am insulted it was shunned like that!
The man who put Liverpool poetry on the map is being honoured by the University of Liverpool on Monday (today).
Roger McGough, who was also a member of 60s pop group The Scaffold, will receive a honorary degree.
A regular presenter of BBC Radio Four's Poetry Please he was one of a group of Merseyside poets who made verse accessible to people.
Another poet from the era, Brian Patten, who was in The Mersey Sound anthology, is also being honoured.
Terry Hands and Martin Jenkins who founded the ground breaking Everyman Theatre in an old Methodist chapel in 1964 are also being honoured by the university during the week.
Actors Pete Postlethwaite and Alison Steadman will receive honorary degrees as part of the city's "Year of Performance".
Among other people whose achievements are being recognised by the university are Mohammad Akbar Ali, a leading figure in the city's Muslim community and Birkenhead MP Frank Field.
Mohammad Akbar Ali, who played a pivotal role in the campaign for the release of Ken Bigley from captivity in Iraq, is honoured for his contribution to developing cultural and inter-faith relationships in Liverpool and Mr Field will be awarded a doctorate for his work in social and pension reform.
The Mersey Sound was the biggest selling book of poetry anywhere in the World and the Liverpool poets deserve this honour for spreading Liverpool culture around the globe.
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