A man owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire.
>>>>>
>>>>>The Department of Pay and Pensions claimed he was not paying proper
>>>>>wages
>>>>>to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
>>>>>
>>>>>'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded
>>>>>the
>>>>>rep.
>>>>>
>>>>>'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me
>>>>>for 3
>>>>>years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
>>>>>
>>>>>The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150
>>>>>per
>>>>>week plus free room and board.
>>>>>
>>>>>Then there's the h**f-w*t. He works about 18 hours every day and does
>>>>>about
>>>>>90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his
>>>>>own
>>>>>room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night.
>>>>>He
>>>>>also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>'That's the guy I want to talk to ... the h**f-w*t,' says the agent.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>'That would be me,' replied the farmer
Bob F
>>>>>
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