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    Signs of getting old Pabs....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Signs of getting old Pabs....
    Tell me about it. When I look at pornos now, I look at the decorations...

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    I have noticed...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I have noticed...
    Ha, I shall have to change me DVDs...

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    I went to the magic circle to apply to train as a magician and they gave me a form to fill in,
    I gave up after a few minutes, it was full of trick questions...

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    Israel: Bringing machine guns to knife fights since 1948.

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    My teacher asked me to draw a square with my eyes closed, but I made a hash of it.

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    It's easy to be wise. Just think of something stupid and then don't say it.

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    Way to go, Pablo. Merchant seamen are mainly insensitive baskets, so no warries about hurting anybodies feelings on this thread.

    Just joking, Cap'n.

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    Ha, thanks Samsette. Odd, how being funny can upset people.


    Has to done though...

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    I swallowed a Chess piece the other day, if you don't believe me you can Check Mate.

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    It's amazing how long people can hold a grudge for. I had my school reunion last night.

    Most of them still haven't forgiven me for the gun massacre.

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    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
    He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
    "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"!
    Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
    "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."
    The woman giggles and replies," Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
    Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

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    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.The man then replies:Yeah, well we were married 35 years.

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    I went to the book shop earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

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