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Subject:* *Life lesson*
> Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its
> place was a silver screw.
>
> All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could
> do.Like it or not, he was stuck with it ..... He was sc****d.
>
> All the years of growing up were real tough on him, as all who saw the
> screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house.... And
> thus, never made any friends.
>
> One day,a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami
> in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The
> next day, he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal
> .
>
> After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
> monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. The screwy guy was
> told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following
> day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man
> immediately went to the room and fell asleep.
>
> During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window.
> In the mist floated a solid silver screwdriver. In just moments, the
> screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out the window.
>
> The next morning when the man awoke, he saw the silver screw laying on
> the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there
> was no screw there! Jubilant,he leaped out of bed ...... And his butt
> fell off.
>
> The moral to this is: "Don't screw around with things you don't
> understand --You could lose your a*s."
Bob F
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