A duck hunter is out enjoying a nice morning on the marshes when he decides to take a leak. He walks over to a tree and props up his gun.
Just as he gets the old fella out, a gust of wind blows, the gun falls over, and shoots him in the genitals.
Several hours later, he wakes up lying in a hospital bed and he is approached by the doctor, who says to him, "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be okay. The damage was local to your groin area, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the gunshot."
"What's the bad news?" asks the hunter.
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"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive gunshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well I suppose that's not too bad," says the hunter, "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly, she's a flute player with The London Philharmonic, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't **** in your eye."
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