An old Louisiana farmer had a large pond near his barn. It was great for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some apples.

As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,
'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator....'



Some old men can still think fast.