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    He was in The Royal Navy and commanded one of his...

    He was in The Royal Navy and commanded one of his mam's boats if I remember rightly, HMS Bronnington.
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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is...

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the...
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    While walking down the street one day a "Member...

    While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

    'Welcome to heaven,'...
  4. Thread: Bus Trips

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    Nope, we have a lot less than some. Have you ever...

    Nope, we have a lot less than some. Have you ever got on or a bus or the tube in that London? There are people on them that make our eccentrics look very ordinary.

    Head the balls I can live with,...
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    I always tell the girls 'once you've had fat...

    I always tell the girls 'once you've had fat you'll never go back'



    They never believe me though!
  6. Thread: Sir Ken?

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    Well it looks like he has been ignored again. I...

    Well it looks like he has been ignored again. I wonder how many senior bankers got a sirdom this year?

    As mentioned previously perhaps a new Tory Government will look more favourably?
  7. Thread: Sir Ken?

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    Sir Ken?

    It is coming to the close of the noughties and that means the last New Year Honour List for the decade. Though he was most famous in the 60's and 70's, is it not about time that Ken Dodd got tapped...
  8. Thread: Tom Baker

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    Thanks for the thanks folks! I was sweating a...

    Thanks for the thanks folks! I was sweating a bit, nearly 100 views and not a single comment, compared to the Stuart Sutcliffe piece which really put the cat amongst the pigeons. Looks like I will...
  9. Thread: Tom Baker

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    Tom Baker

    He has one of the most distinctive voices in the country. His impeccable Queens English delivered in a mellifluous manner (go on, try and get mellifluous into a conversation in the pub), has graced...
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    I don't remember them being up, but remember...

    I don't remember them being up, but remember playing in the demolished wreckage of prefabs in Dovecot. They were off Finch Lane and backed onto what I think was the Liverpool Corpy Bus playing...
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    There must be some dust in my eye

    While having a trawl about looking for my next 'victim' I came across this piece. It talks about a scouser who wasn't showered in fame or celebrity but IMHO is more deserving of a place here than...
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    Looks like I have opened a lively debate here. I...

    Looks like I have opened a lively debate here. I was going to do Pete Best as my next instalment; but think I should steer clear of anything even remotely Beatles related as I am running with the big...
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    The Fifth Beatle

    First go at writing anything, so be as brutal as you want. They say we all have a good book inside waiting to be written; well this is my attempt at getting some feedback on whether to bother or not!...
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