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Many thanks Fred, for the update on Brian D., good to know he's on his feet again.
Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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Many thanks Fred, for the update on Brian D., good to know he's on his feet again.
Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice
up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a very short skirt and sits on the sofa
opposite her...
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Thanks for the good news Ron, glad to hear Brian's on the road to recovery.
Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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Here's one for the ladies.
Pampurred
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change...
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An oldie, but still good for a few smiles !!
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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.' ...
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'Viagra' now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. !!!!!
Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY
Artery......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.......................... What doctors do...
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me...
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Many thanks Brian and Ron for the update on Brian D., it will be nice to be in touch with him again when he is able.
Thanks again fellas.
Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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TWISTED THOUGHTS
I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.
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Crisco
A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
?Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says,
'Sir, the...
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An oldie, but still good for a smile or two !!!
The Scottish Golfer
An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and...
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Tree Huggers
The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was
responsible for getting horses banned from National
Parks & State Forests, was climbing a big tree
to have a...
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A few smiles to help make your day !!
Subject: Fw: Grandparents
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done...
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Hi Clancy
Many thanks for the update on Brian
Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The...
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I see that you had "A leg up" down in BA Brian !!!,- you haven't lost your touch !!!.
Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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"WELCOME HOME AGAIN BRIAN"
I guess you will need a couple of straws now to have a drink ?????
Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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OLD COUPLE Engagement
Jimmy, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida ,
are all excited about their decision to get married. They
Go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and...
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Stay !!!
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Local Shopping Centre and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched...
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BLONDE PAINTER
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
So, she decides to show her husband that...
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Some good Irish jokes to give you a smile or two !!!!!
Subject: Irish stuff
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy
Murphy loses $500 on a single hand,...
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Sunday smile !!
Subject: Blind People
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and...
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people
>> are flying with you?"
>>
>> Paddy replies "I dont know! Its your ****ing plane!!"
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WHITE LIE CAKE
Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially all of those who bake for church events.
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church...