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    Brian D.

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    Many thanks Fred, for the update on Brian D., good to know he's on his feet again.

    Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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    "Knickers"

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    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice
    up her dead sex-life.
    She puts them on, together with a very short skirt and sits on the sofa
    opposite her...
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    :) Thanks for the good news Ron, glad to hear...

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    Thanks for the good news Ron, glad to hear Brian's on the road to recovery.

    Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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    "Men"

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    Here's one for the ladies.

    Pampurred
    15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


    1. Don't imagine you can change...
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    "Children in Church"

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    An oldie, but still good for a few smiles !!
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    KIDS IN CHURCH
    3-year-old Reese :
    'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
    Harold is His name.
    Amen.' ...
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    "Viagara"

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    'Viagra' now available in powder form for your tea.



    It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. !!!!!


    Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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    "Irish Dictionary"

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    IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

    Artery......................... The study of paintings.
    Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium.......................... What doctors do...
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    "Mother's Lessons" ??

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    25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

    2. My mother taught me...
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    Brian

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    Many thanks Brian and Ron for the update on Brian D., it will be nice to be in touch with him again when he is able.

    Thanks again fellas.

    Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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    "Twisted thoughts"

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    TWISTED THOUGHTS

    I have kleptomania,
    but when it gets bad,
    I take something for it.

    FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
    Except that one where you're naked in church.
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    "Crisco"

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    Crisco
    A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,

    ?Crissssssscoooo!'
    Soon an assistant manager approaches and says,

    'Sir, the...
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    "The Scottish Golfer"

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    An oldie, but still good for a smile or two !!!

    The Scottish Golfer

    An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up.
    The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and...
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    Tree Hugger !!

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    Tree Huggers

    The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was
    responsible for getting horses banned from National

    Parks & State Forests, was climbing a big tree

    to have a...
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    "Grandparents"

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    A few smiles to help make your day !!

    Subject: Fw: Grandparents



    1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done...
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    Brian

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    Hi Clancy

    Many thanks for the update on Brian

    Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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    Friends !!

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    Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

    Friendship among Women:
    A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
    she told her husband that she had slept over at a
    friend's house. The...
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    :) I see that you had "A leg up" down in BA...

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    I see that you had "A leg up" down in BA Brian !!!,- you haven't lost your touch !!!.

    Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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    :) "WELCOME HOME AGAIN BRIAN" I guess you...

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    "WELCOME HOME AGAIN BRIAN"

    I guess you will need a couple of straws now to have a drink ?????

    Bob F :handclap: :handclap:
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    The Engagement

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    OLD COUPLE Engagement

    Jimmy, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida ,
    are all excited about their decision to get married. They
    Go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and...
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    "Blondie"

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    Stay !!!

    I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Local Shopping Centre and rolled
    down the car windows to make sure my
    Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

    She was stretched...
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    "The Blonde Wife"

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    BLONDE PAINTER

    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

    So, she decides to show her husband that...
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    "Irish jokes"

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    Some good Irish jokes to give you a smile or two !!!!!

    Subject: Irish stuff

    Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy
    Murphy loses $500 on a single hand,...
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    "The blind shopkeeper"

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    Sunday smile !!

    Subject: Blind People

    A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's

    birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and...
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    "Paddy and Mick"

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    Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people
    >> are flying with you?"
    >>
    >> Paddy replies "I dont know! Its your ****ing plane!!"
    ...
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    "Tell the truth" !!!

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    WHITE LIE CAKE

    Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially all of those who bake for church events.



    Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church...
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