Docker's nick-names

Especially for Steven :)

Go Go Go!!!

The angry cat - He used to look down the hatch and say,

"Is Me owl man down there?"

The diesel fitter - Always picking things up and saying ,

"These will fit her."

Rembrandt - "Hang on a mo an' I'll put you in the picture."

The baldy Cat - Every time he got on the bus, he had no fare (fur).

Tarmac - "A pint please and one for the road."


:) I've started the ball rolling:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

The Balloon, don't let me down lads

The lenient judge 'Let that guy go'

(Guy rope for those too young)

"The Flea"
He was always 'jumping off the job'!:)

"The Lone sailor"
he's always in the Atlantic (Pub)

'' the solicetor '' we will open this case here and that case there.......

Batman .....he never went anywere without Robin
The blister....... always turns up after hard work
keep them coming

Glassback. Scared of a bit of hard graft.

The destroyer he was always after a sub
husky dock
Ron

The Prophet, "I can see nuttin' but trouble on dis one"

Nicknames were often passed down too, one docker "scabbed " a strike in the 40's and was dubbed Scabby thereafter,when his son became a docker he was immediately called Young Scabby.

Wonder boy, a wonder what's in this one
Lazy lawyer always lying on the case :rolleyes:

The Good Shepherd, he was caught by old `One A Day`the policeman on the gate at the Gladstone. who always got one a day.
`Whats under yer coat,` and the docker said "I am just keeping this lamb warm" A frozen lamb off the meat boats.

Then there was the Priest always shouting down the Hatch , "Hey men"
[ amen].

Mick The Model. He always came to work in a suit.

The Blacksmith.

When the work turned up he always 'made a bolt' for the door.

The astronaut....when asked were he was off to, he said Im going Ma's

Real ones...The Jap,beacuse he had slanty eyes.
The Mau Mau,that was the club he spent all his free time in.
Big Owie.
The lonely baker,when asked why he didn't work overtime he said 'I don't need the money, 'cos there's only me and me tart'.
2 more,Horse and cart,one would always followed the other.They would never walk together.

The Jelly ..' a bit of overtime and I'm set'

Lord Nelson ..'Keep your eye out for the boss'

Baker's assitant do you like your job? " I'm rolling in doe"