Daft things your partners say

[SteH]

I was going to call this 'daft things your wives/girlfriends say' but the new mods probably wouldnt be happy.

My wife is throwing her guts up this morning, due to drinking a substantial amount of brandy last night. She insists she isnt hungover though, just sick.

Anyone else got partners in stubborn denial of the truth.

[Kev]

Things she says happened a couple of days ago which in fact happed many, many months ago.

Drives me mad

[Soreofhing]

Years ago my second wife was with me when we ate some calf brains at a little restaurant, and her famous words were:
"It's been years since I've had brains".

[Ged]

Daft things the partner says. 'Do the dishes would you please'

Only kidding

[ChrisGeorge]

Originally Posted by Soreofhing

Years ago my second wife was with me when we ate some calf brains at a little restaurant, and her famous words were:
"It's been years since I've had brains".

Was your second wife a blonde?

[D.C]

Some time ago, my partner was giving me directions.
He described a particular route and said " that way will take you about 15 minutes", a little while later he told me another way to go, saying "that way will be quicker, you'll only be a quarter of an hour!!"

[kelly]

My daughter in law invariably made sandwiches for herself and my son to take to work fresh each morning but one evening my son looked in the fridge and saw that the sandwiches were already made.
"How come you've made the sandwiches tonight, love?" he asked ........
"Well, I noticed that the sell-by date for the meat was today so I thought I'd better make them now" was the reply !!!