New Everton signing?

[scouse mouse]

Everton boss David Moyes is being linked with a summer swoop for CSKA Moscow midfielder Dudu, who has been on loan at Valencia. The Brazilian would cost around £8m. (clubcall.com, 0850 BST)

Rumours that he is also tracking Kaka, Weewee and Poopoo have not been
denied.:unibrow:

[Ged]

The sarky alarm i've got connected from my p.c. to the couch went off just then - whatisit now?