Gerry
01-24-2008, 09:22 PM
He has property in the Big Apple
From East onto the West
For transport he has plenty
Which are of course the best
His wives he changes like shirts
Which he just then throws away
Of course the lawyers get to grips
And he always has to pay
For money is no problem
He has so much of that
But could somebody tell him
For God sake "Wear a hat"
His hair is such a mess
Combed over his baldy patch
Has he no friends to tell him
He'd be better going back to scratch
So get the scissors ready
Just destroy that awful mop
It'll make you look normal
You won't look such a flop
By Gerry Temple
Copyright January 2008
From East onto the West
For transport he has plenty
Which are of course the best
His wives he changes like shirts
Which he just then throws away
Of course the lawyers get to grips
And he always has to pay
For money is no problem
He has so much of that
But could somebody tell him
For God sake "Wear a hat"
His hair is such a mess
Combed over his baldy patch
Has he no friends to tell him
He'd be better going back to scratch
So get the scissors ready
Just destroy that awful mop
It'll make you look normal
You won't look such a flop
By Gerry Temple
Copyright January 2008