Famous Quotes

[john]

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
Brian Clough

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States. George W. Bush

“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today� (actor James Dean).

Does anyone know where my quote comes from?

[john]

Originally Posted by john

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
Brian Clough

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States. George W. Bush

“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today� (actor James Dean).

Does anyone know where my quote comes from?

[John(Zappa)]

I do but forgot..is it the italian job ? Nope wait...nah forgot.
Best quotes can be found here....

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/...qnavfiltop.htm
check em out!

[john]

Originally Posted by John(Zappa)

I do but forgot..is it the italian job ? Nope wait...nah forgot.
Best quotes can be found here....

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/...qnavfiltop.htm
check em out!

Nope try again

[John(Zappa)]

I give in.

Originally Posted by John(Zappa)

I do but forgot..is it the italian job ? Nope wait...nah forgot.
Best quotes can be found here....

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/...qnavfiltop.htm
check em out!

I love all those "Random Quotes", but there's nothing random about them at all.
They're all for non-believers like me!

Ferdinand Magellan (1480?-1521)
Portuguese navigator and explorer, the first European to cross the Pacific Ocean

The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.

[john]

Originally Posted by John(Zappa)

I give in.

You gave in too easy

[paddyryan]

Originally Posted by john

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
Brian Clough

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States. George W. Bush

“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today� (actor James Dean).

Does anyone know where my quote comes from?

Yeah!!!

Buffalo Soldier

Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta
There was a Buffalo Soldier
In the heart of America
Stolen from Africa, brought to America
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

I mean it, when I analyse the stench
To me, it makes a lot of sense
How the Dreadlock Rasta was the Buffalo Soldier
And he was taken from Africa, brought to America
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

Said he was a Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta
Buffalo Soldier, in the heart of America

If you know your history
Then you would know where you coming fromThen you wouldn't have to ask me
Who the heck do I think I am

I'm just a Buffalo Soldier
In the heart of America
Stolen from Africa, brought to America
Said he was fighting on arrival
Fighting for survival
Said he was a Buffalo Soldier
Win the war for America

Dreadie, woe yoe yoe, woe woe yoe yoe
Woe yoe yoe yo, yo yo woe yo, woe yoe yoe
(repaet)
Buffalo Soldier, trodding through the land
Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand
Trodding through the land, yea, yea

Said he was a Buffalo Soldier
Win the war for America
Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Driven from the mainland
To the heart of the caribbean

Singing, woe yoe yoe, woe woe yoe yoe
Woe yoe yoe yo, yo yo woe yo woe yo yoe
(repeat)

Trodding through San Juan
In the arms of America
Trodding through Jamaica, a Buffalo Soldier
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta

Singing, woe yoe yoe, woe woe yoe yoe
Woe yoe yeo yo, yo yo woe yo woe yo yoe

The Great Bob Marley

[John(Zappa)]

Originally Posted by john

You gave in too easy

I knew you'd let me know soon enough.
That's where I heard it then.....Very good.

[john]

A crackerjack pencil to Paddyryan

[john]

" For to be free is not to merely cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others".

Nelson Mandela

[iain]

I am not afraid of dying, I just don`t want to be there when it happens.
(Woody Allen)

When I read about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading.
(Henny Youngman)

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
(Franklin Pierce Adams)

Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
(Vernon Law)

If you think nobody cares if you`re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
(Earl Wilson)

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
(Zsa Zsa Gabor)

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(Joe Louis)

There is a world market for about five computers.
(Thomas J. Watson: founder and first president, IBM Corporation)

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who cannot.
(who?)

Reporter: What do you think about the Western Civilization?
Mahatma Gandhi: I think it would be a wonderful idea.

What is the difference between ignorance and indifference? -- I don't know and I don't care
(Saul Bellow)

[lindylou]

I like the Gandhi one

The kaleidoscope has been shaken, and the pieces are in flux. Soon they will settle again. Before they do, let us re-order the world.

Tony Blair