drone_pilot
10-21-2007, 11:12 PM
A Manchester lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Liverpool copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from Manchester and is certain that he has a better education then any Scouse cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Liverpool cops expense !!
Liverpool cop says," Licence and registration, please."
Manchester Lawyer says, "What for ?"
Liverpool cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Manchester Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Liverpool cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please."
Manchester Lawyer says, "What's the difference ?"
Liverpool cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law Licence and registration, please !"
Manchester Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Liverpool cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The Manchester Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Liverpool cop takes out his baton and starts beating the SH1T out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down ?"
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from Manchester and is certain that he has a better education then any Scouse cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Liverpool cops expense !!
Liverpool cop says," Licence and registration, please."
Manchester Lawyer says, "What for ?"
Liverpool cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Manchester Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Liverpool cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please."
Manchester Lawyer says, "What's the difference ?"
Liverpool cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law Licence and registration, please !"
Manchester Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Liverpool cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The Manchester Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Liverpool cop takes out his baton and starts beating the SH1T out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down ?"