If you owned a pub

[Steven]

If you owned a pub, what would you call it ?


I would call mine ' Mr. Faulty's' and I'd hire a Manwell as the barman.

[Waterways]

If you owned a pub, what would you call it ?


Ale House.

[Diane]

The Open Arms !

[drone_pilot]

The George and Dragon,
Im, George and she's the Misses.:PDT_Piratz_26:

[Diane]

The George and Dragon,
Im, George and she's the Misses.:PDT_Piratz_26:

ha ha ! that's the best one yet !

[Cadfael]

The Queens Legs.

People would wait for them to open.

:PDT_Xtremez_42:

[chippie]

the wet your whistle

[molly]

The Sup Up Inn

[gorgeous]

First Inn , Last out .

The Office .

Knickerblockers .

[Steven]

First Inn , Last out .

The Office .

Knickerblockers .

I can just see You, Queenie, Tommy Bache and the Rudkins propping up the bar:PDT_Aliboronz_24::PDT_Aliboronz_24::PDT_Alibor onz_24::handclap: lol

[John(Zappa)]

Mine....
Titties 'n' Beer!:PDT11

[disco]

Wetherspoons oops sorry john

[Steven]

JZ and me will take that Weatherspoons Alehouse appart.

[John(Zappa)]

Wetherspoons oops sorry john
hahaha
Good one:PDT_Piratz_26:

[Steven]

Jean Michel a friend of mine from France was coming to stay with me for a few days. As he did not speak much English, I asked him to phone me when he arrived and I would collect him.
He did telephone and when I asked him where he was, he replied,
"I am between the man's legs by Lime street staion."
I told him to stay excatly where he was and not to talk to anybody.
He had wanted to see a typical English pub and wandered into 'The Legs of Mann.'

[molly]

Mollys Inn

Muffs Juice House

[jimmy]

Elbow Bender

[molly]

The Drunken Duck

[Steven]

The Drunken Duck


Lol.... You Quack me up:handclap:

[lindylou]

The Drunken Duck

I saw an Brit pub in Spain called 'The Ruptured Duck'

[Howie]

I was going to suggest an Irish bar named 'The Waterways', but perhaps not! :rolleyes:

[Steven]

I was going to suggest an Irish bar named 'The Waterways', but perhaps not! :rolleyes:


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[molly]

Sup Up

[Steven]

Our last hangman, I think his name was Pierrepoint, retired and bought a pub in Yorkshire. He called it 'The last Drop.'

[molly]

Adults Juice Bar

[Atany]

In Germany there is sometimes the name:

To The Last Resort

[jimmy]

The Never Never

[pasha]

i think i would call my pub

your barred

[ChrisGeorge]

On a poetry workshop site that I belong to we had to write a poem about an establishment with an interesting name. There are a few pubs and inns in the following list of 50 businesses but I thought you might be amused by reading the full list. The names are from actual establishments in the Portland, Oregon area:

Establishment Names

1. Reel M Inn
2. Vicious Cycle Motor Scooters
3. Hot-N-Spicy Italian Ladies Delicatessen
4. The Brazen Bean Coffee Bar
5. Flying Elephants Delicatessen
6. Ugly Mug
7. Prima Diva Hotel
8. The Low Brow Lounge
9. Cruise in Deli
10. Hot Lips Pizza
11. Sacred Grounds Espresso
12. Naughty Naughty Cakes
13. Shrunken Head Massage
14. What the Wind Blew In Motel
15. What’s Up Stairs Boutique
16. Dr. Skin’s Tattoo Parlor
17. The Well Dressed Bed B & B
18. Outlaws Nightclub
19. Bertie Lou’s Café
20. Piece of Cake Bakery
21. Be Zinful Wines
22. Wild Abandon Roadhouse
23. The Gilt Club
24. Riverplace, a Larkspur Hotel
25. Wok N Roll
26. The Bitter End Pub
27. Rice Junkies Eatery
28. The Lion & the Rose B & B
29. Rock Bottom Brewery
30. Curl Up and Dye Salon
31. Who’s On First Sports Bar
32. Skinnidip Ice Cream Parlor
33. Bad Monkey Music
34. Olive or Twist Martini Bar
35. Leipzig Tavern
36. Red Light Clothing Exchange
37. The Boom Boom Room
38. Dancin’ Bear Saloon
39. Anna Bananas Coffee Shop
40. Howl-i-day Inn
41. Voodoo Doughnuts
42. 3 Monkeys Gifts
43. Daddy Mojo’s Diner
44. The Bee and Thistle
45. A Painted Lady Guest House
46. Typhoon Thai Food
47. Dirty Little Secret Salon
48. Optic Nerve Art Gallery
49. Dog Day Afternoon Grooming
50. Food Fight Grocery

[verdi]

The Oasis of Sanity :)

[molly]

The Fighting Irish.

[jimmy]

The Outback

[naked lilac]

Chris.. those establishments names are hilarious some of them.. Like :

#13 Shrunken Head Massage....(what the :shock:.....do they do to your head? What head?) LOL

#14..What the Wind Blew Inn Motel? What did it blow in.. Bed Bugs??? LOL

#30.. Curl up and Dye Salon... OMG.. Now, if you didn't have the typed words in front of ya... Who would want to curl up and die in that salon???? LOL

#47.. Little Dirty Secret Salon? Now that doesn't make me want to go there???? Tell us, what is the dirt???? LOL

Fine job there Chris... And these names are for real? Very funny...

[jimmy]

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