gorgeous
08-08-2007, 02:52 AM
>> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
>> The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
>> town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
>> 'Honey,
>
>> I'll be right back.'
>>
>> 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
>>
>> 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
>>
>> The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to
>> the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
>> 12
>
>> different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
>>
>> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
>> could think of saying was, 'Yes, lollypop...but at the bar...you
>> know...they have frozen glasses...'
>>
>> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
>> him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass,puppy face?' She took a huge
beer
>> mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
>> chills just holding it.
>>
>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at
>> the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
>> won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
>>
>> 'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and
>> took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
>> blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
>>
>> 'But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
>> dirty words and all that...'
>>
>> 'You want dirty words, D*ckhead? Drink your f*cking beer in your
>> god**** frozen mug and eat your motherf*cking snacks, because you are
>> married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?'
>>
>> .....and, they lived happily ever after.
>>
>> isn't that a sweet story?
>> The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
>> town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
>> 'Honey,
>
>> I'll be right back.'
>>
>> 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
>>
>> 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
>>
>> The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to
>> the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
>> 12
>
>> different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
>>
>> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
>> could think of saying was, 'Yes, lollypop...but at the bar...you
>> know...they have frozen glasses...'
>>
>> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
>> him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass,puppy face?' She took a huge
beer
>> mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
>> chills just holding it.
>>
>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at
>> the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
>> won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
>>
>> 'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and
>> took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
>> blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
>>
>> 'But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
>> dirty words and all that...'
>>
>> 'You want dirty words, D*ckhead? Drink your f*cking beer in your
>> god**** frozen mug and eat your motherf*cking snacks, because you are
>> married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?'
>>
>> .....and, they lived happily ever after.
>>
>> isn't that a sweet story?