3 Word Story: Add to the story, 3 words only!

[Kev]

Carry the story on for infinity!

One sunny day.......

[PhilipG]

Do we just add 3 words at a time, or is it one sentence at a time?

[Kev]

3 words at a time:

One sunny day.......

[SteH]

two young men...

[PhilipG]

got married and...

[SteH]

their new wives....

[PhilipG]

ran off together...

[Kev]

whilst the men......

[PhilipG]

(I suppose we'd better keep it reasonably clean).

didn't know whether...

[SteH]

to get ****ed

[PhilipG]

at themselves or...

[Kev]

go the local....

[PhilipG]

massage parlour where...

[Kev]

things began to.....

[PhilipG]

happen. After which...

[Kev]

the manager appeared.....

[PhilipG]

"Come back in!"

[Kev]

he shouted loudly....

[lottie]

you haven't paid

[PhilipG]

So they did,

[shytalk]

but first they

[caterina]

Saw a streaker.


Caterina..

[SteH]

with a small...

[shytalk]

pair of binoculars

[caterina]

Someone snatched the .

Caterina.

[SteH]

binoculars which covered....

[caterina]

Three vital Parts


Caterina

[caterina]

Of the Street.


Caterina.

[SteH]

They then looked....

[wsteve55]

At the biggest

[SteH]

bits of the...

[PhilipG]

overhanging gable ends...

[Ernie]

Clad them now.

[SteH]

Then they went...

[caterina]

Look for the


Caterina..:)

[SteH]

other wedding guests...

[caterina]

Were all drunk.


Caterina..:)

[lindylou]

on pina coladas (sorry if that's the wrong spelling ) :PDT_Xtremez_42:

[PhilipG]

and wine gums

[ChrisGeorge]

Then rain came

[Gerard]

So they went

[caterina]

To Find Some.


Caterina:)

[ChrisGeorge]

shelter somewhere around

[caterina]

Not That Dump.


Caterina..:)

[ChrisGeorge]

Then here instead

[SteH]

a big tent...

[PhilipG]

Scouting for Boys

(It's the Centenary of Baden-Powell's Boy Scout Movement. Gotta be topical).

[caterina]

Anyone lost their


Caterina..

[PhilipG]

toggles this week?

[caterina]

They were in


Caterina..

[lottie]

the camp fire

[SteH]

cooking baked beans...

[PhilipG]

and sausages and

[SteH]

drinking lots of...

[lindylou]

fizzy ginger beer

[PhilipG]

and neat vodka

[caterina]

Also Whisky Chasers.


Caterina.:)

[PhilipG]

Drunkenly, they all...

[SteH]

started to sing...

[caterina]

Into a Big..

Caterina..

[lindylou]

blue metal megaphone

[chippie]

empty tin can

[lindylou]

which sounds like

[PhilipG]

nothing on earth

[iain]

but caused the

[lindylou]

ears to ring

[iain]

not to mention

[PhilipG]

noses to bleed

[lindylou]

hankies were ruined !

[PhilipG]

After which they...

[iain]

...were chased by...

[PhilipG]

nymphs and shepherds

[iain]

down to the

[shytalk]

with tickling sticks

[lindylou]

they tripped over

[caterina]

Fell about laughing.


Caterina..

[chippie]

but just then

[PhilipG]

the scout master...

[caterina]

Said What are.


Caterina..

[PhilipG]

the three worst...

[chippie]

badges on your

[PhilipG]

arms and legs

[brian daley]

and they replied.....

BrianD

[ChrisGeorge]

with additional interest

[chippie]

GET KNOTTED SIXER

[PhilipG]

said rude boy

[wallasey]

from Derby Road

[wsteve55]

preferably with a

[PhilipG]

pronounced scouse accent

[ChrisGeorge]

"Yer wha', Wacker?"

[Ernie]

:PDT_Aliboronz_24:On deck now.

[PhilipG]

the sea scouts...

[chippie]

tied the rope

[Cloggie]

around their necks

[Diane]

and threw themselves

[SteH]

towards the edge

[John(Zappa)]

"On yer knees"

[lindylou]

''shut your eyes''

[Mark R]

"You're all going..."

[PhilipG]

to regret this!

[Steven]

Now I've started.

[PhilipG]

And I intend...

[Ernie]

:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

To go on

[Steven]

to better things.

[lindylou]

experiencing lots of

[PhilipG]

fun and games

[Ged]

Where's my underpants

[PhilipG]

Under your nose!

[lottie]

what a smell :smoke:

[Ged]

said one boy

[chippie]

but I,ve just

[Jammiedodger]

Got My Shoes

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[John(Zappa)]

so he whipped

[PhilipG]

the cream up

[John(Zappa)]

The point of this game is to make it flow with some sense.
It's fun when it gets silly.

Yeah we know!!!!!!!!!!!

[chippie]

cried the sheriff

[John(Zappa)]

to which he

[Ged]

broke down and

[chippie]

confessed to stealing

[molly]

What a man

[Mark R]

Should never steal

[John(Zappa)]

Especially womens clothing

[PhilipG]

from odd men

[Steven]

who liked to

[Ged]

Ride donkeys on

[lottie]

dress as women :unibrow:

[robbo176]

Blackpool beach in

[Ged]

the middle of

[Steven]

the rainy season

[Ged]

which is good

[robbo176]

because when he

[chippie]

has to steal

[chippie]

he goes for...

[robbo176]

ladies knickers off

[Ernie]

:PDT_Aliboronz_24:


You Know What.

[Ged]

yes, their bodies

[Steven]

and washing lines

[chippie]

and polishes the

[lindylou]

eh Chippie ! you 'ad 2 goes back there !! :PDT10



:D :D

[lindylou]

and polishes the

two brass knockers

[chippie]

on the great..

[PhilipG]

Statue of Liberty

[John(Zappa)]

The knockers glistened

[Mark R]

In the sunlight

[Jammiedodger]

The Glistening Sun!

[Diane]

but then suddenly ....

[lindylou]

a shadow loomed ...

[Mark R]

The size of...

[robbo176]

a great big

[Diane]

white beached whale !

[lottie]

and darkness loomed

[lindylou]

an owl hooted

[Diane]

as it perched

[Mark R]

Upon a treetop

[SteH]

casting its eye

[Mark R]

Across the horizon

[lottie]

seeing a mouse

[Diane]

it screeched with

[Gnomie]

a pink cat

[phredd]

with a Barby

[Gnomie]

And red Ken

[Diane]

and a car !

[Gnomie]

That could Fly

[John(Zappa)]

from speke airport

[Diane]

but it needed

[lottie]

someone to fly

[Gnomie]

They picked Biggles

[SteH]

whose last flight

[Steven]

was over the

[robbo176]

big hills of

[SteH]

North Wales where

[Steven]

druids caught him

[ChrisGeorge]

and beat him

[Steven]

teaching him Welsh

[SteH]

then he flew

[Steven]

over Conwy castle

[robbo176]

while wearing his

[SteH]

hat and goggles

[ChrisGeorge]

and oily mac

[SteH]

which he'd bought

[Steven]

from Ethel Austins

[John(Zappa)]

along with pink

[Waterways]

polka dot frock

[robbo176]

and gold stillettos

[Ernie]

:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

ARMY NAVY STORES.

[John(Zappa)]

Have secret stashes

[Steven]

of great stuff

[SteH]

that is worn

[John(Zappa)]

to help keep

[Gnomie]

bangers and mash

[SteH]

GETTING ALL OVER

[Steven]

the top of

[lottie]

a bald head

[SteH]

WHICH BECAME HAIRLESS

[lottie]

and VERY smooth

[Waterways]

Because Chavs like

[lottie]

silly looking hats

[John(Zappa)]

That the Beatles

[lottie]

wore as hair

[ChrisGeorge]

singing Hare Krishna

[lottie]

to everybody listening

[Ernie]

:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Ho Ho Ho.

[ChrisGeorge]

said Father Xmas

[Diane]

as little Tinkerbell

[ChrisGeorge]

down the rabbit-hole

[Diane]

suddenly appeared with

[Devo]

Lord Lucan's Moustache

[lindylou]

looking a mess

[jimmy]

and she said

[lindylou]

can I borrow .....

[Mark R]

your brand new...

[jimmy]

Never been used

[naked lilac]

stainless steel razor :Smiliz_Kingz_PDT_13

[lindylou]

to cut the

[ChrisGeorge]

umbilical cord, naturally.

[lindylou]

a child cried

[ChrisGeorge]

a horse shied

[lindylou]

and galloped towards

[peter]

the first fence

[naked lilac]

that was covered

[lindylou]

in moss and

[Steven]

weeds and branches

[lindylou]

The horse fell

[ChrisGeorge]

in love with

[peter]

its own reflection

[Steven]

and why not ?

[lindylou]

The horse was

[Ernie]

:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Eating its hay.

[Mark R]

With a fork

[ChrisGeorge]

lift and boots

[lindylou]

what a sight

[ChrisGeorge]

didn't look right!

[molly]

Why whats up?

[ChrisGeorge]

Everything is up!

[Gnomie]

not the sea

[ChrisGeorge]

Davey Jones' locker

[Gnomie]

opens at ten

[ChrisGeorge]

Who is buying?

[naked lilac]

You are mate!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[ChrisGeorge]

But I'm skint! :(

[naked lilac]

I feel so

[ChrisGeorge]

disembodied and ghostly

[naked lilac]

when I found

[Gnomie]

A magic lamp

[Steven]

and rubbed it

[Gnomie]

until out popped

[molly]

a wee mouse

[Gnomie]

with a map

[molly]

and a torch

[ChrisGeorge]

song so sad